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First and foremost, Happy Thaipusam/ Holidays to everyone reading this!

My days are indeed very sour. Not "bad" sour but in "good" sour.
Cause it's mandarin oranges time :D (lame pun.. i know)
I shall try to include a mandarin oranges count and total it up by the end of CNY :D
So today is the first count!
Yesterday i ate.... 2 oranges

Today: 5 oranges

(i know.... i am soooo bored and i have nothing to do with my life other than counting oranges)

I was talking to my friends in msn until i forgot what i wanted to blog about.
Oh well...
here is to all the chinese readers :D

Happy EARLY chinese new year !
Frugal shopper
10:15 am
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Shoot. My father gave me RM200 beginning of this month as my allowance. I now have no more money and I'm going to finish spending the RM100 I just draw out from the bank last week.

Shoot!!!!!!!!!!!


So what did I spend on... (RM200)
1. PES bio book- RM60
2. Class fund- RM5
3. Movie- RM12
4. Food when I was out with friends- RM20
3. Lunch when I'm in college- Everyday rm3-5, x20 RM96
4. Earrings- RM5
5.Stationary- RM 2

(rm100)- BAKI rm57
1. Haircut- RM 12
2. Dinner- RM11
3. Lunch- RM 26
4. Locker- RM13

THAT IS IT!
Last time, I get RM50 can last for at least a month. RM200 cannot even last a month!!!
So for every extra dollar I spend, I'm not eating for a day. So for food (lunch) , I spent RM126. If I was in school, I would have spent RM1 a day and therefore, I supposed to have only spend RM20 for food. So,
rm196-rm20= rm176.
I'm not going to eat lunch for 176 days. Which is equivalent to: 37 schooling week +1 day. Means, I will not be eating for.... 9 months...
T_T

I will no longer bring my purse to college. I will not go out with friends too. I spent too much money on food and entertainment ;( My father will butcher me when he finds out. BOO HOO
From now onwards, you will see me eating Ritz biscuit for lunch or me going home.



















This is my pact to myself!!! I will only eat as a reward after every common tests, mid year tests, trial and end of the year.
yay............

Signed by,
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10:08 am
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i lost track of the number but anyway....

1. My brother captured a "ghostly" image.
I was walking up the stairs when all the lights were off. Then my elder bro decided to snap a pic of me... When we saw the picture, we got goosebumps. In the distance was the kitchen (which was dark) and we could somehow see a ghostly image of a woman. The woman was like floating with long hair and completely white. Pretty damn freaky eh... But later my bro concluded that the camera's flash must have hit on to the mirror (which is in the kitchen) and reflected it off onto the kitchen's wall (the wall is slightly reflective because of the tiles.)
Another occasion was when i captured a pic of myself. The picture is somewhere in the blog's archive. When I zoom in, I saw a picture of a woman in between the grills. I was really freak out. I later found out it was an image of a woman on the bag my mom was carrying... ceh
Another occasion was my sister capturing images of my lil bro. For some reason, it had the infamous light orbs in it. And a lot of orbs!!! Damn freaky. But it's been appearing quite often in pictures all around the world. Skeptics believe those are actually dust (which reflected the camera's flash)

That's all for creepy experiences :P
I've Done 51 Out Of 125 Crazy Things
9:13 am
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Level 1
( ) smoked a cigarette
( ) smoked a cigar
( ) done weed
( ) kissed a member of the same sex
(x) drank alcohol

SO FAR: 1

Level 2
( ) been in love
( ) been dumped
(x) shoplifted
( ) been fired
(x) been in a fist fight (surprise, surprise :P)

SO FAR: 3

Level 3
( ) had feelings for someone who
didn't have them back
( ) been arrested
( ) made out with a stranger
( ) gone out on a blind date

SO FAR: 3

Level 4
( ) had a crush on an older person
(x) skipped school
( ) slept with a co-worker
(x) seen someone/something die (my cat...T_T)

SO FAR: 5

Level 5
( ) had/have a crush on one of your
FRIENDSTER friends
( ) been to Paris
( ) been to Spain
(x) been on a plane
( ) thrown up from drinking

SO FAR: 6

Level 6
(x) eaten Sushi
( ) been snowboarding
( ) met someone BECAUSE of friendster
( ) been mosh pitting

SO FAR: 7

Level 7
( ) been in an abusive relationship
(x) taken pain killers
( ) love/like someone right now
(x) laid on your back and watched
cloud shapes go by
( ) made a snow angel (m'sia no snow...)

SO FAR: 9

Level 8
( ) had a tea party
(x) flown a kite
(x) built a sand castle
( ) gone puddle jumping
(x) played dress up

SO FAR: 12

Level 9
( ) jumped into a pile of leaves
( ) gone sledding
(x) cheated while playing a game
(x) been lonely
(x) fallen asleep at work/school

SO FAR: 15


Level 10
(x) used a fake/someone else's ID
(x) watched the sun set
(x) felt an earthquake
( ) killed a snake

SO FAR: 18

Level 11
(x) been tickled
(x) been robbed/vandalized
( ) robbed someone
(x) been misunderstood
( ) pet a reindeer

SO FAR: 21

Level 12
(x) won a contest
( ) been suspended from school
( ) had detention
(x) been in a car/motorcycle accident

SO FAR: 23

Level 13
(x) had/have braces
( ) eaten a whole pint of ice cream in
one night
(x) had deja vu
( ) danced in the moonlight

SO FAR: 25

Level 14
(x) hated the way you look
(x) witnessed a crime
( ) pole danced
(x) questioned your heart
( ) been obsessed with post-it notes

SO FAR: 28

Level 15
(x) squished barefoot through the mud
(x) been lost
( ) been to the opposite side of the
world
( ) swam in the ocean
(x) felt like you were dying

SO FAR: 31

Level 16
(x) cried yourself to sleep
(x) played cops and robbers
(x) recently coloured with
crayons/colored, pencils/markers
(x) sang karaoke
(x) paid for a meal with only coins

SO FAR: 36

Level 17
(x) done something you told yourself
you wouldn't
( ) made prank phone calls
(x) laughed until some kind of
beverage came out of your nose (orange juice as a matter of fact)
( ) kissed in the rain

SO FAR: 38

Level 18
(x) written a letter to Santa Clause
( ) been kissed under a mistletoe
(x)watched the sun set with someone
you care/cared about (for your information: with my family)
(x) blown bubbles
( )made a bonfire on the beach

SO FAR: 41

Level 19
( ) crashed a party
( ) have traveled more than 5 days with
a car full of people
(x)gone roller skating/ blading
( ) had a wish come true
( )humped a monkey

SO FAR: 42
Level 20
(x) worn pearls
( ) jumped off a bridge
( ) screamed "fuxk" at a sport game.
( ) swimming with dolphins

SO FAR: 43

Level 21
(x) got your tongue stuck to a
pole/freezer/ice cube
( ) kissed a monkey
(x) worn the opposite sex clothes..
(x) Sat on a roof top

SO FAR: 46

Level 22
(x) screamed at the top of your lungs
( ) can do a one-handed cartwheel
(x) talked on the phone for more than 3
hours
(x) stayed up all night

SO FAR: 49

Level 23
( ) picked and ate an apple right off
the tree
(x) climbed a tree (well.... tried to)
( ) had/been in a tree house
( )aren't scared to watch scary movies
alone

SO FAR: 50

Level 25
(x) believe in ghosts
( ) have/had more than 30 pairs of
shoes (in a life time)
( ) gone streaking
( ) been in jail

SO FAR: 51

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(cont...) creepy experiences
1:48 am
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7. I got the worst fright of my life
I was searching around for urban myths when I came upon this myth. The myth was about a videogame created by Russian scientists to torture people. It said that if you play this videogame, you will be haunted by nightmares, nausea, headaches and will eventually make you die. It was obviously all talking rubbish so I looked for the game in google and found it (cannot remember the game;s name at all) I followed a link which was "supposed" to show the cover of the game.
Yeeeshhh... I wished I didn't click on it. I was inspecting the cover (it was a blue color background with the game's name on it) very close to the moniter when suddenly the cover changed into a black and white image of a screaming woman. My god... and they had to put the sound of a woman screaming. Unluckily for me, my speaker was adjusted to full blast. So when "she" started screaming, I jumped out from my chair. I seriously thought that I was going to get a heart attack. I quickly off my speakers and closed the window.
My brother (who was using the desktop (i used the laptop)) also got a fright. He kept asking me "what the hell is that??!?!?" I was so shocked I couldn't speak for a while. After 5 minutes, I still felt very jittery. I had a friend online so I told him about it. He followed the link (and he cleverly muted his speakers) and told me it was some old hag with ugly makeup. Until now... I still don't dare to see if what he said was true.

8. My radio was working... without the power supply
This was really freaky. I turned on the radio while I was doing my homework (it was the type of radio where there was also a small black and white tv incoporated into it) It played music for a while then it went off. I checked if there was anything wrong and found out that the power cable wasn't even plugged in. I remember running out from the room after that.

9. My TV glowed red
Another weird experience. This happened quite recently. I was chatting to 2 friends until very very late at night (nearly 3 am) then I decided to go downstairs to drink a cup of water. Everyone in my household was asleep. And all the lights were off. When I went out of the room, I heard the static noise of the tv (you know... the sound TV makes when it's on) I was grumbling to myself how forgetful my parents were (cause this happened more than once) I got a shocked when I saw the TV screen glowing red.
Imagine this scenario: You walk down the stairs and everything is pitch black. When you look into the living room, all you see is the TV screen glowing red (and it was quite bright)
I fled the scene and told my 2 friends over the internet. After 15 mins, I finally dared to go down and off the TV. I think the TV was overheated.

10. My room used to have a lot of funny noises.
Whenever I on the aircon in my room, a series of funny noises will start. And this only happens at night. First the door will start to creak (not a soft creaking noise. It's really loud) And not just once.. but a few times. Then, my light will creak. Followed by the bookcase. Then you will get a whole orchestra in my room. I always convinced myself that it was the expansion and "pengecutan" of the stuff since I on the aircon. Can someone confirm this for me?

I am starting to get goosebumps writing all this... I will continue this in college (when there are more people around...(nobody is in my house now !!)

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(cont,,,)embarrasing moments
1:34 am
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4. I went into the men's bathroom by mistake
This happened when I was in Awana Kijal when i was... 15 years old. It was a beachside dinner organized by a drug company. It was really really dark and I was quite short at that time. Somehow when I went into the toilet, I fail to notice the simbols. Luckily there wasn't anyone inside (thank god!!) But I still was very blur.. and i didn't notice the urinals AT ALL. I still went into the cubicles and did my bussiness. When I came out, there still wasn't anyone inside (again... thank goodness!!) But on my way out, I suddenly notice urinals and proceeded to run to the exit. I nearly bump into a guy outside (it was a hotel worker) I still can remember his face... he gave me the super surprise look. (big eyed and "o" mouth, something like this---->OoO)

5. I forgot to zip my pants.
This is super embarassing (why am i posting it here???!? *kills self*) I walked round the whole pyramid like that. This was so stupid. I shall not reveal when this happen (although you can most probably guess by now) This is what happens when 99.9% of your brain cells are dead cause you stay awake so late at night.

6. I talked in my sleep.
I was talking about toilets and measurements to my brother when I was half awake, half asleep. I remember I heard him came into the room and I started talking about my teacher forcing us to take measurements of our school's toilet bowl. We also had to calculate the angle of the toilet and other crap. My brother went "HUH??" Then I woke up (fully) and realised what i was talking about. I pretended to sleep while my brother continue to laugh at me.
Another time was after I watched LOTR 2, I fell asleep on the couch. Somehow I was dreaming of me being Legolas (or something like that) and was riding a horse trying to shoot someone with an arrow. Somehow Aragorn was in the dream also. My lil bro said I kept saying "where is the arrow?"
Man.... i hope i don't do this anymore.
Personal experiences
5:18 pm
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1. I nearly drown once.
I was in Singapore when I was about...5? (somewhere around there) Me, being the smart alex, decided to jump down into the deep end of the swimming pool cause it looked so shallow from the top ( i now know why) I can't really remember the incident now as its like a dream to me now (i know it's not as my mom can confirm this)
All I remember from that incident was how hard it was to breath. I was stupid at that time so I didn't realise homosapiens can't breath in water (that's what happen when you let 5 year olds watch Little Mermaid) And I kept wanting to call out for my mom IN THE WATER.
Oh, I remember that I wanted to reach the base of the swimming pool so i can use my legs to thrust myself out (all 5 year olds think they have superpower strength) My brother (who was 8 at that time) kept laughing because he said my head kept bobbing up and down at that time. My father somehow saw me and came to my rescue me in time.
When I was out in the water, I wasn't unconcious (so no CPR needed) I just vomited out all the water I swallowed (which was a lot, come to think about it). After that incident, my father forced my siblings to go back to the hotel room (cause i was quite weak at that time) My siblings (sister included (12 years old) were complaining and blaming me for making them go back.

2. I got hit by a motorcycle.
This happened when I was in Form 3. I was really really tired as I had to stay back for my librarian duties and I was running around for half a day for some idiotic ****** hid my shoe (in my library, we had to take off our shoes before going in) I found my shoe wet as someone left it in the sink. (to whoever who did it, I hope you will one day drown, as what you did to my shoe)
In addition to everything, I had to walk home. Its not really a long walk (takes about 15 minutes) but it was 3 in the afternoon and the sun was blazing hot.
So, I was already arriving home and my head was spinning. Then when I was crossing the road, all I remember was I heard a girl (college student I presumed) screamed and I thought to myself "oh shit" cause I heard brakes.
Then I didn't really know how it happened and who was at fault. I just found myself on the road with papers flying everywhere (okla... not so dramatic but my file I was holding did break into half and my paper waas going to fly everywhere) I not too sure why, but I was more worried about losing my papers than checking on my own condition. I got up promptly and started gathering my papers. I gave the "evil eye" to the fellow who hit me and all he could do was say "sorry ah" Then he wore his helmet and drove away. Man... not even a "are you alright?" I continue on my way and when I reached home, I was completely exhausted. I think the adrenaline ran out. I checked myself and all I got was a nasty bruise and cut and scratches on my legs. Then I fell asleep on the couch with my uniform after dumping everything on the table beside the couch. That was how tired I was.

3. I fell down so bad, a stone embedded into my flesh
I am a clumsy person. In primary school, I made a conclusion that I must fall down and hurt myself once every year. (which proved to be true in the first 5 years of primary)
In std one, I remember falling down in the compound of SJMC (my father was working there).

In std two, I fell down while racing with my friends (the things we do in primary school... *sigh*)

In std three, I was feeling sick and I tripped on the staircase of the canteen

In std four, I went free of wounds and scrathes until the LAST week of school (that's y i said 5 years)This was the worst fall so far. I remember me and my friend wanted to buy sweets from a bus across the road in front of school (last time they used to sell sweets, chocolates and snacks on school buses (i think they banned them now)) cause we wanted to celebrate the last week of school. I tripped on my friend's leg and fell down on the tar road. The pain....
I limped back to school while my friend (whose leg i tripped on) had to rush off as her dad came to fetch her already (thx very much...)
I inspected my wound and didn't realise anything wrong except it was really painful. I remember the bleeding was quite bad as the blood trickled down from my knee until it stained my ankle high socks. I went to the bathroom to wash the wound (i was limping and the worse thing was the bathroom was in the 2nd floor) Anyway, I washed the wound and made more blood stained my socks. It was a pretty gory sight with blood running down my leg.
I was limping past 2 teachers and the teacher asked if I was alright. Me, being timid, said "yeah" Now I wonder why they didn't help me as the blood stain can easily be seen 10 m away (white socks ma) To make things worse, my mom came late to fetch me. Luckily I had another friend to accompany me (who kindly brought me ice to put it over the wound and calm me down when I thought my mom is going to scold me for falling down) An idiotic boy kept terrorizing me, as he kept hovering over me and my friend and kept sprouting crap from his mouth (he said that his friend's leg has to be amputated, I cannot walk already la.. blah blah blah) I remember I nearly cried when I thought my mom is going to scold me over this (which is quite stupid actually)
My mom came and I told her what happened. She wasn't angry at me (obviously) and she glanced at the wound and she knew something must be inside the wound (i still wonder how she knew that) My father checked the wound and true enough, there was a tiny stone inside. He put Linocain on it and used a forceps to pull the rock out. I kept the rock but I forgot where is it now. It was only about... 3 mm in diameter. But the wound was pretty deep.
Until now I have the scar on my knee

... post to be continued on to the next post as this is too long :D
Dead tired
7:11 am
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Hypermarket war
12:12 pm
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Giant and Mydin in USJ is having an all out war.
Giant now has a supersized photograph at the entrance of their hypermarket clearly showing Mydin workers buying food at Giant's food stall. Below the advertisement says "Our prices are so cheap, our neighbours come to buy from us" (or something along that lines)

Mydin has a row of adverts facing Giant saying stuff like "cheaper prices only 100m away" or "You like giant prices? You will surely like our super prices" (again, i'm not quoting directly. I'm quoting from my memory)

Not long ago, Giant has this giant annoucement at the entrance saying that "We have cheaper prices then our neighbours" Mydin counter it by saying "our prices are cheaper throughout the year unlike our neighbour" (this advert was accompanied by a statistic graph showing the prices of various items throughout the year)

To make things worse, Cold Storage just opened up in Summit and Tesco will be coming soon around that area. I wonder if all the hypermarkets will start having posters saying "Neighbours: Certain prices lower. Ours: Everything lowest"
Hmmm.... no matter what the outcome is, the consumers will win this war. So go on hypermarkets, go on with reducing your prices!
ESL
12:06 pm
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English as a Second Language (ESL) for those who don't know.

The horror of picking a topic.
The topic must:
1. have enough printed and non-printed sources (internet)
2. be interesting to me
3. have to be written in 2000 words or less
4. have to be worked on for 3 months
5. be not too scientific
6. have an issue
7. be useful

Whenever I pick a topic, it either don't have enough sources, don't have an issue, is too scientific, i'm not interested in it or is redundent.

I am stuck.

This is worse then having to pick a birthday present for my friends. I can't seem to find the "perfect" topic. I'm envious of my classmates who seem so confident in their choice. I am fussy and undesicive. What a stupid combination.
Rain rain go away
6:27 am
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Me and my mom running in the rain, along a busy highway, just opposite pyramid (people must be thinking we all gila already) It was really heavy (the rain) The water even reached above our ankles in some areas of the road
college
6:10 am
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I just read a couple of my friend's posts on their blogs. It was mainly about the dressing of college students in their college. They were saying stuff like "in college, ppl will judge you on how you look" Well... i think that you are all wrong.
People don't judge you on your looks (maybe first impressions). People judge you on what comes out of your mouth. If you dress in clothes from pasar malam but you are very charismatic (sweet talker la) everyone will like you. Nobody would even see what clothes you are wearing. I admit, there is an urge to dress better when everyone in your class is trying to dress "to kill". But I believe this urge will soon wear out when the pace gets quicker. I think by next month, I'll close my eyes and pick the clothes I'm wearing

Note: Yes... i do give thought to what i am wearing when I'm going to college. I am quite self-concious which led me to be very very shy during my secondary school days. Last holiday, I realised that I missed out the chance to be closer to some of my classmates and friends. If only I had not been so shy then, I would not have any regrets at all.

Anyway, those people who were saying those stuff (eg: "everyone in college is dressed in branded clothings! what about those who don't? )I think those two girls who wrote the posts are also dressed "to kill" But that's maybe because I only see them in shopping malls (when going to shopping malls with friends must the clothes you wear be nicer then the ones you wear in college??)
Oh well... that's just what I think anyway. Maybe i'm wrong, maybe not
The terrors
9:31 am
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Last sunday, I read in The Star newspaper about my horoscope.
I didn't really bother reading the prediction (which would most probably be about "careful about this and that, love around the corner, mars and jupiter are in line meaning the end is near, blah blah blah")
Anyway, I did see my luckly day was supposed to be on Mon.
Monday came and passed. At the end of the day I thought to myself "hey... today was just like any other day. I am not more luckly than usual".

Hahahahaa..... what the newspaper failed to mention was "tue will be the worse day for you so far in 2007"

Tue was a disaster.
First, I was cleaning my water bottle and hit my finger on the water tap (my skin tore and was painful like hell)
Second, I forgotten to bring my folder to college (which contains ALL my notes on every subject) I went back home to get it just before physics (the last period before break. Why? So i won't need to go back during break and can eat in peace)
Everything went well for ONE period. I went off with my friends to eat at the market. Then I had to go home because I had a slight tummy ache. I was already quite frusfrated since I just went home a mere 1 and a half hours ago.
I went home, went back to college then I realised I didn't bring my pencilbox.

........ profanities shot out from my mind like firecrackers during New Year.

When I was walking home, I nearly tripped on a giant batu, injuring my toe (but no major injury)
Then when I went home, I couldn't find my pencilbox.

My pencilbox. The one which had all my stationaries during SPM (meaning: pencilbox is super complete) And my scientific calculator.

!@#!@#!@#!@#!@#!@#!@#<---- replace with imagination

I know luck is not to blame. My own stupid carelessness will one day kill me.
But I seriously don't know what happened to my pencilbox. I am 100% certain that i brought it home during break. But what could have happened on the way to college that I could lose a 25cm x 10 cm transparent pencilbox very full of stationaries?

Send all your theories to my email! Any theory will do!

ps: I checked with the lost and found counter in taylors already. No luck at all.
I checked every inch of my house already (including underneath the car, in the flower pot (seriously), underneath pillows, in ALL the bathrooms)

I am desperate to find my pencil box!!! Oh... and if anybody find a transparent pencilbox with a scientific calculator (with some weird henna-like drawing at the back done using liquid paper) pls pls pls send me an email!!!!!!!!!!!
past resolutions
10:21 am
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found them!

2006
1. Study 2 hours a day!!!! (finish form 4 sylabbus with or without the teachers' help by the 2nd week of jan)
Errrr..... nvr did this. HAHAHAHAHAA
2. Do a better job for bm and bi oral
I think I nvr did any oral at all in form 5. So this is not counted
3. eat less (makan too many breads in one year already)
Nope. Failed.
4. drawing, japanese and piano! nvr give up the passion!
Japanese-failed. Drawing and piano-passed (barely)
5. Learn chinese after spm.... (learnt my lesson :P)
Nope. Failed

2005
1. Study harder
I think i only do whenever there are exams
2. stop becoming so lazy
Nope
3. sleep at 10 o clock everyday
Lol... i shall nvr do this
4. improve english and bm skills--- read at least 10 300+++ pg novels for each language by the end of the year
Nope
5. nvr give up hobby--- sculpting + drawing--> more inspiration!!!
I did suceed in this when I was in form 4
6. improve pr skills
My part time job in breadstory helped + my friends
7. more friends
Yes
8. year end test- all A's
Nope
blogs
9:22 am
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I was thinking of doing a research project on blogs when I came up with a few amusing blogs which were quite popular. So I have concluded on some chracteristics a good blog must have;

1) Good blogs always have good pictures. None of those blurry bad lighting images. Actually, most bloggers always have an interest in photography.
2) Good blogs also mean entertaining stories and interesting style of writing. A good solid topic which you have strong views upon will draw an audience (an xception for emo posts).
3)Regularly updated. A blog no matter how entertaining will lose it's audience when it's not updated regularly (and regular means 2-3 times a week)
4)Good layout. I have come across blogs where the buttons are unclickable and the stop button for the annoying background music is "cleverly" hidden. Those blogs should really be dumped into cyber space hell.

Other minor factors to help with your blog:
1) Being a "not-so-bad" looking girl. Then you can just camwhore and get a whole lot of audiences without writing a single entry.
2) Being a famous celebrity. No explaination needed
3) Make friends with the other blogging community and exchange links with them. The more links you have around the net, the more publicity your blog gets.
4) Link to google. Google can add blogs to their search engine so if let's say somebody searches for my name, my blog would probably pop out.


What my blog has failed upon:
1) Lacking of good images (or maybe none at all): I am too lazy to upload them.
2) Good writing. I like to write about my life as this blog is mainly to release stress. And everyone says i write like a robot so my style of writing also sucks
3)Regularly updated. I think i update much more regularly now, but my urge to write only come sparodically.
4)making friends with other bloggers. I read other ppl's blog without commenting. I'm too lazy to think and write of a comment :D
emoticons
11:56 am
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creating some new ones now. I think i will create cuter ones, but for now this is my main character:

Miss TOMATO
mortal combat
11:08 am
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THE GIANT
VS

THE ANTENNAE MENACE





SUBANG JAYA, 13 JAN- The battle begun when "THE GIANT" entered the orange lit bathroom only to find "THE ANTENNAE MENACE" (TAM) running around, polluting the toothbrushes, toothpaste and cleansers. Giant initiated the first attack by using the shower head to shoot at TAM only to make it crawl up all the way to the ceiling. Giant again used her shower spray attack only to make TAM angrier. TAM then dropped to the floor and threatened to spread it's wings and fly into the bedroom. Giant takes out the broom and tries to whack TAM but hesitated for a moment.
And that moment was all TAM needed. Using it's four horrible legs, it started scuttling in the direction of Giant, causing Giant's brain to release a series of adrenaline. With great courage, Giant used her broom as a giant bat and swung at TAM. TAM flew at least 1 foot and landed back on the sink with all the toothbrushes.
Frustrated, Giant again took the shower head and changed it to full blast. Then she sprayed until TAM cowardly ran out of the sink. Knowing that she will hesitate again, Giant called her little brother, "BIG GIANT" to whack the cockroach.
In a matter of seconds it was all over. Big Giant took the broom and whacked TAM at least 3 times before TAM stopped twitching. With a sigh of relieve, Giant took out the dust pan and flushed TAM into the toilet.

That was, my readers, the greatest battle that took place on earth..... (not)

Written by,
THE LI-ER


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College life- SAM 2007
3:32 pm
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COLLEGE IS HERE!
First day of orientation was alright. 2nd day was alright too. Got to learn most of my classmate's names. Teacher's too. 3rd day was homework day and boy, I really totally forgot 80% of my form 5 stuff. I think if I went for national service, I might as well go back to Form 4.
Biology was not so bad (since there is nothing to understand).
Physics was ok.... i learned this is form 4.. struggling to remember it back.
Maths was like... OMG!!!! I dunno my add maths stuff at all!! I always thought quadratic equations were alright. Factorisation, expansion, okla. But today our teacher proofed to us that there is more to just "kembangkan" and "faktorkan"
I have a lot more to understand. Ish... and I have keep up to the standards of my predesessors who didn't have any problems with maths at all... T_T
Hopefully I will understand more by the end of next week.
Oh, the teachers said form 4 and 5 must be a strong foundation for SAM. My foundation is not even like this:
Dry land

It's LIKE THIS:
CRACKED road


My class is G12. I will be having:
ESL- Mr Kevin (friendly guy but a little quiet??)
Physics- Mr Yong (funny + strict)
Bio- Mrs Kapalna (totally strict and no nonsense)
Chem- Miss Tan (so far so good but 40-year-old-"miss" always seem to be strict, like to nag and scold. Very moody too)
Maths- Mrs Lim (our mentor too) (friendly and warm. But she teaches a bit too fast. Must learn to ask questions cause maths is one of my weakest subjects)
LAN-
New Year is alive!
12:27 pm
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Resolutions for the year 2007.
1) Work hard in college
2) Find out what career i want
3) Keep in touch with my old friends
4) Save more money than spending
5) Start exercising
6) Learn how to swim and ride a bike (this is so humiliating, not knowing simple stuff like this)
7) Get my driver's license by March

hAPPY nEW yEAR!
Old Year is dead
12:13 pm
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Farewell 2006...
What have I learned last year,

1) When we yearn for something, we can only see the advantages. When we have it, we can only see the disadvantages. When we lose it, we miss it.
(Proof: I always wanted to work. When I was working, I hated it. Now that I can't work, I miss it)

2)Humans will always bite back when provoked no matter how good natured they are.
(Proof: My friend, who we all thought was very calm and kind suddenly had a sudden outburst when she was provoked by another friend. Very scary)

3)All of us are mad. What differentiates us from those in madhouses are the degree of madness we have.
(proof: haven't you have a friend call you mad before? I have been called that many times; when I rode on a 360 degree rotating ship in Sunway Lagoon eventhough I had motion sickness just to win RM1 from my friend :)

Oh, and
4) SPM is nothing. I have done it and it carries no meaning if you are not in desperate need of scholarship.